May 2014 Food Funny Caption Contest

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join Food Company A and Food Company B in mergers and acquisitions.

By Illustrations by Jerry King

Life is hard. Work is tough. Sometimes we all just need a laugh. That's why at Food Processing, we've created a monthly humor 'column.' Each month, we encourage you, our loyal website readers, to submit your funniest captions to the cartoon we've created. 

Take a look at the cartoon below and submit your ideas for a caption, a vow, a thought going through the groom's head. Whatever your heart desires. Just make sure you submit it via email to by Friday, May 16 so that we can turn on the voting on Monday, May 19.


Food Funny Cartoon May 2014

Submitted Captions

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  • <p>They've both been merged before, so this will be a blended family.</p>


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