Food Funnies: You Write the Cartoon Caption February 2012

February edition of Food Processing's Food Funnies, a monthly feature guaranteed to give you a good laugh.

Here at Food Processing, we understand how stressful life can be so we're encouraging you to take 5 minutes to add a little fun into your life. Food Funnies is our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work —  by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Here's how it works: Submit your caption, via email, for the cartoon that appears below. The winning caption will be featured on the Web site, our Facebook page, and in an upcoming eNewsletter.

Food Funnies February 2012

Submitted Captions

I hope this vegetarian trend grows, cause I hate heating my teats thru this pasteurizing tunnel.

What do you mean, “These gloves reduce my dexterity”?  What dexterity?

Hey Betty, I drank one of these yesterday and woke up this morning with one white ear. Mary, maybe if you drink a chocolate one it will turn back for you!

Listen to this…I heard that companies want us to start using COW’S milk for drinking and ice cream!

Why would we drink our own milk?! That’s just revolting!

Our previous manual bottling process was udderly slow, but this new fancy conveyor system is very fast moooooo-ving.

It's so unfair - Milk, milk everywhere and all my little Daisy gets is reconstituted milk replacer.

For goodness sakes, Elsa, can you keep things moo-ving along