He arrived on the scene several years ago as the unsung hero amid his cousins, Mr. Steak and Mr. Burger. Now, as a seasoned professional, Mr. Cultured Meat cultivates a certain liveliness no matter where he goes. Our fellow party-goers threw their hats in the ring to caption our cartoon below. Now is your chance to vote on the funniest caption.
At the end of the month, we'll announce the winner of the caption contest.
I don't care if he's hooked... He's hot.
It's pronounced "proh shoot toh" (prosciutto)
He's smoking hot
This new upscale club is literally a "meat market"
Hey girls, you like beef cake?
Gee Ham on a hook -- that's Culture
The minute he walked in the joint, I could see he was a meat of distinction.
Hell, I'd date him, hook, line and sinker!
Forget the looks, I'll take him....he's loaded!
girl #1: How cultured can he be if he can't circulate the party?
girl #2: He can't even get to the ashtray! Mr. Culture should choose a different kind of smoke!
Smoked cod--this is a classy party!
I'm hooked on these smoked potato skins
The new cannabis generation... a false sense of self (ha..ha)!
Just another half smoked actor left out to dry.
Being cultured doesn't mean you've got class.
Yeah, he's definitely a grade above the usual dead slabs of meat you run into at these parties.
I've never seen smoking done from the inside out - he's always so well done.
He's hook, line, and available.