Cookies for Satan
Seen on a retail shelf somewhere:
A couple of thoughts:
1) Is that a typo or is it, given how this year has gone, appropriate?
2) What I find truly satanic is the idea of prewrapped cookies and a preprinted note to Santa. You think a guy who knows when you’ve been sleeping and knows when you’re awake can’t see through that?
3) In the immortal words of the much-put-upon dad from “Calvin and Hobbes,” the greatest newspaper comic strip of all time: “I think ‘Santa’ would rather have a cold beer.”