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Cookies for Satan

Nov. 16, 2020

That's a typo...right?

Seen on a retail shelf somewhere:

A couple of thoughts:

1) Is that a typo or is it, given how this year has gone, appropriate?

2) What I find truly satanic is the idea of prewrapped cookies and a preprinted note to Santa. You think a guy who knows when you’ve been sleeping and knows when you’re awake can’t see through that?

3) In the immortal words of the much-put-upon dad from “Calvin and Hobbes,” the greatest newspaper comic strip of all time: “I think ‘Santa’ would rather have a cold beer.”

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