Illustration by Jerry King
Submitted Captions
We should avoid having ‘bring-your-kids-to-work’ on Halloween
I can't wait to try this with Santa.....
Any candy in that purse for me?
*Crosses arms with a sigh* "It's just not fair..."
That thing's all hair! Where's its' net?
Yeah, according to our research, "happy kids impart the best flavor."
This bring your kid to work thing is really slowing down production.
When I was a kid, I had to walk to houses, 2 miles, up hill both ways, to Trick or Treat!
Shut the conveyor down at midnight.
Wait, I think they've been here before.
I don’t remember buying raw materials for this production run.
Halloween is the only time anymore that I can understand how kids dress
It’s amazing how quickly word gets around about who is handing out the best candy!
I hope it’s Halloween or else we have a serious contamination problem.
The packaging format for this new product should be really interesting!
Great, there goes our dental plan.
What's next, the Wonkavator?
Oh man, the machine’s stuck on the ‘Halloween’ setting again!
Arms folded: " excuse me, excuse me, EXCUSE ME!!!... what's going on here, aren't you supposed to be working?
We are not only saving the company money, but now I don't have to sit by the front door all night long!