CEO Renews Commitment to Reward Employees With Jelly of the Month Club Bonuses

Dec. 22, 2022
With record profits, NutraTox CEO Frank Shirley decided to bring back a 1989 tradition for Executive Bonuses in the name of the Jelly of the Month Club.

Frank Shirley, CEO of NutraTox, went on record today to say he would be eschewing Christmas bonuses for executives in favor of Jelly of the Month club memberships. 

A NutraTox employee who goes by the name of Clark Griswold voiced concern when discovering his Christmas bonus would not be a financial sum that he had been hoping for. NutraTox, which showed record profits, manufactures non-nutritive cereal varnish in Chicago.

Shirley, who lives in a mansion on Chicago's north side, was unavailable for comment.

In the spirit of the holidays, this is obviously a fake news story. But Happy Holidays from Food Processing.

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