Some macabre soul tweeted a while back that when your cat is sitting on your chest purring as you lie in bed, here’s what she’s really thinking: “I’ll eat the eyes first.”
I never wanted to believe that. (I like cats, although can’t have one because I’m allergic.) But then along comes this limited edition package for Temptations, a brand of cat treats from Mars Petcare:
Now I’m starting to feel glad about being catless.