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Not Me, Kitty! NOT ME!

Sept. 14, 2021

Why I'm glad I don't have a cat.

Some macabre soul tweeted a while back that when your cat is sitting on your chest purring as you lie in bed, here’s what she’s really thinking: “I’ll eat the eyes first.”

I never wanted to believe that. (I like cats, although can’t have one because I’m allergic.) But then along comes this limited edition package for Temptations, a brand of cat treats from Mars Petcare:

Now I’m starting to feel glad about being catless.