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I don't care if he's hooked... He's hot.
It's pronounced "proh shoot toh" (prosciutto)
He's smoking hot
This new upscale club is literally a "meat market"
Hey girls, you like beef cake?
Gee Ham on a hook -- that's Culture
The minute he walked in the joint, I could see he was a meat of distinction.
Hell, I'd date him, hook, line and sinker!
Forget the looks, I'll take him....he's loaded!
girl #1: How cultured can he be if he can't circulate the party?
girl #2: He can't even get to the ashtray! Mr. Culture should choose a different kind of smoke!
Smoked cod--this is a classy party!
I'm hooked on these smoked potato skins
The new cannabis generation... a false sense of self (ha..ha)!
Just another half smoked actor left out to dry.
Being cultured doesn't mean you've got class.
Yeah, he's definitely a grade above the usual dead slabs of meat you run into at these parties.
I've never seen smoking done from the inside out - he's always so well done.
He's hook, line, and available.
