Humor

Food Funnies: You Write the Cartoon Caption March 2012

March 1, 2012

March edition of Food Processing's Food Funnies, a monthly feature guaranteed to give you a good laugh.

Congratulations to Vicky Mostovoy for the winning February Caption!

Our previous manual bottling process was udderly slow, but this new fancy conveyor system is very fast moooooo-ving.

Here at Food Processing, we understand how stressful life can be so we're encouraging you to take 5 minutes to add a little fun into your life. Food Funnies is our way of letting you take a break from all the serious stuff you deal with at work — by coming up with appropriate light-hearted captions.

Here's how it works: Submit your caption, via email, for the cartoon that appears below. The winning caption will be featured on the FoodProcessing.com Web site, our Facebook page, and in an upcoming FoodProcessing.com eNewsletter.

Illustration by Jerry King

Submitted Captions

I think we're using too much growth hormone.

What's the setting on the vision system for this?

Darn, we already counted these!

I think the new nuclear heat tunnel setting is a bit off.

Well, something's clucked up...

This is clucking great…

We're clucked.

You should have been here last week when Joe accidentally loaded alligator eggs into the hopper. I've never seen QA inspectors move so fast!

We HAVE to switch to a FIFO inventory system!

Easter sure is going to suck this year for some kids.

We're going to put the feedstock people out of business with this!

Now all we need is a guillotine and defeathering machine and we're in business!

We're testing our new accelerated stability program.

So the egg really did come first…

At least this ends the ‘which came first’ debate

Man to Woman: Miss Jones, would you mind checking the ‘Best Before’ Date Stamp please

We might have overshot the growth hormone ration just a wee bit

Well, I guess we can dial back on the growth hormone!

Maybe we should turn up the belt speed a little – especially through the oven

Now we know what came first – The Chicken or the Egg – or do we?

You’re going to need a bigger box.

Now look what you’ve done. I told you the words to that song were ‘Poetry in Motion’ not ‘Poultry in Motion’.

I guess we’ll forgo the Cadbury Egg® and sell Peeps® instead.

Our plant engineer is a big fan of movies. He calls this the “2012: A Chicken Odyssey” line.

These are the new auditions for the Partridge Family?

I told you Charlie spilled MiracleGro into the egg washer this morning!