Submitted Captions:
"Um, Chip, I think you took your name a little too seriously"
"You really couldn't stop eatin' them could you?"
"My 'Frankenfood' Halloween costume is going to be a LOT easier to pull-off than yours. Don't you know the new Surgeon General is a woman?"
“Wow, we might really have something with that high-fructose corn syrup-based paint.”
“Ed, we’ve got a problem. I ran the numbers 3 times. Were making over 1 million chips a day, but were still just breaking even.”
"I see you're thinking outside of the bag. Interesting way to clean up the chip line floor..."
“Those marketing guys are smarter than I thought. You really CAN”T eat just one.”
"But, they're trans fat free."
"QA doesn’t require you to test every chip yourself!"
"When Jared lost his job at Subway, he was forced to accept the only job he could find working in a Potato Chip factory."
"Oh T.J! Please tell me you didn’t eat my experimental, hunger-control chips. They blow up like popcorn in your stomach (I think)."
“What !? They’re baked not fried”
"what are you talking about! Of course, your shirt matches your eyes."
"I don't buy into the good oil or bad oil bit either! Obviously, the whole 'cholesterol thing' is just propaganda."
"Definitely not,...but if you were I believe the politically correct term for it would be called 'Rubinesce'!"